Honest, S'crap!

To Whom It May Concern,

Dear Ana Peridot,
Thank you for signing in, you're a gem! Have a wonderful day!

Well, thank you Mich, Wren, Ariäna and Starving Artist for your nominations.

Let me make these suggestions for the next recipients of this award:

grantthegeek
Aina
Camilla
Elara
Peanut
Isobel
danae

I must admit, I really battled to find 10 things, or should I say 10 interesting things to share with you about my life. I find my past depressing, to say the least and avoid revisiting it like the plague. Please note that compared to most of you all, I'm quite a snooze! WARNING: Boring contents and dorky pictures ahead!

1) Most kids had an imaginary friend when they were little, I had an imaginary enemy. Her name was Karen, we were polar opposites. She had curly blonde hair and blue eyes. I remember that she was not a nice girl and I LOATHED HER! There's one for the psychologist!

 

2) I was one of triplets. My twins, a boy and a girl were stillborn. Thanks a lot, guys, for abandoning me and leaving me here ALONE, to deal with our bitch-mother, asshole-father and twat-brother. Never mind the step-cunts! *end rant*

3) For as long as I can remember, I have been a Batman fan! My idiot brother convinced me to climb up on the roof and fly with him, just like Batman and Robin. He tied towels around our necks like capes and just as we were about to jump off the roof, into the pool, my mother came out and stopped us! Thank fuck! I was 4!

4)My secret talent is that I can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with my tongue. I taught myself to do this because of my Twin Peaks obsession. Whilst being interviewed for a position as an escort at One Eyed Jack's, Audrey (Sherilyn Fenn) knots a Maraschino cherry stalk in this way to prove her worth! I HAD to learn how to do it! I did this one, whilst baking, with a cherry from my birthday cupcakes. Really gifted knot tiers can put the cherry stone in the middle of the knot. So envious!

5) My handwriting changes quite noticeably some days and not just one other handwriting, I have a couple! For years I thought I suffered from M.P.D. Maybe I do, but the alters don't want me to know about it! Kidding! Am not! Am so! Shut up! Oy!

6) My nicknames include 'The Finder', because I can always find things that are lost, not just in my own home, but others' as well and 'The Navigator', because I have a really good sense of direction. I can go to a place once and get there again very easily. I think being an artist enables me to think in 3D! I'm also super observant.

7) My favourite super-hero/villain is Catwoman! She sparked my interest in breaking and entering from an early age. I have broken into 3 houses in my life, one of them twice, without doing damage to the property. I want this figurine!

8) I can lift a dead weight of 108kg (238lbs)! My idiot brother (I think I might have mentioned him!), a body builder and bouncer at the time (106kg/233lbs), refused to get out of my way. I gave him 2 options: "Move or I will move you!" I threw him onto the couch and he laughed his arse off! He then made me pick up his 2 flat mates (106.7kg/135lbs and 108kg/138lbs, respectively!), which I did! I weighed 47kg/103lbs at the time.

9) I have a highly addictive nature! I used to smoke 60-70 cigarettes a day and I also have a very high tolerance for chocolate, to name just 2 addictions. I can eat a litre (34oz) of chocolate mousse in one sitting, a 200g (7oz) slab of chocolate in under a minute and 2 x 200g slabs (400g/14oz) in under 5 minutes. That's gross! Don't get me started on Absinthe! Thankfully, those days are well behind me!

10) I was born in the same hospital where the first heart transplant was performed. I have Russian-Gypsy, Jewish and Irish heritage.

Well, that's it! Hope you are all well and having a great Wednesday. Catch up with you all soon.

Sincerely,
Cinnamon Brown.