Thank God It's... Raining!

Brolly Thinspo!

To Whom It May Concern,

Dear Jasmine,
Thank you for signing in. I'm so pleased, Jasmine flowers are one of my all time favourites. You should see the creeper planted at my front door. It makes my house look like a charming little country cottage and the perfume is just heavenly! It's currently in full bloom!

So, here we are again. Another fucking Friday at 59kg. In the words of Queen Victoria, "We are not amused!" (Wearing grumpiest face right now!) I guess I can't be too bummed, it just gives me a reason to work harder next week and you girls know how much I love a challenge! Bring it on!

Christ, I'm so happy that it's raining today. We are currently experiencing the worst drought in  history. Those in the know say that if we don't have a decent downpour by this December, we are going to be right and royally FUCKED!! Dear friends, whatever your spiritual practices may be, please send us your positive thoughts, good mojo, prayers, blessings, light 'n love, anything. We need all the help we can get! I'd really appreciate it. Thanks.

The felines are staring gloomily out the window at the rain. The Siamese likes to go puddle-jumping, but there's a little cloud burst action happening so she's avoiding getting too wet for fear of the evil towel! She hates it when you dry her off. 'Little Miss Soggy Whiskers'! Her green eyed, black sister has given up all hope of a snooze under her favourite lavender bush. She's retired to my bedroom and crawled back under the duvet! In my next life, I'm coming back as a cat!

Well, next week will have to be one of hard work and super starvation. This plateau is really working on my tits, and we can't have that, now can we?! May I wish all of you currently fasting nothing but the very best. Stay strong and starve on until we chat again!

Sincerely,
Cinnamon Brown.