Bother!

Lumpy! Cute on him, just plain fat on me!

To Whom It May Concern,

I've noticed that there are two kinds of days: a 'Pooh Day', where you end up saying "Oh, bother!" and there's an 'Eeyore Day', where you end up saying "Why bother?!" Today, I'm with the donkey!

There is one other day that I've heard of, the one spent in utter ecstasy, bouncing around and saying things like "Woohoo-Hoohoo!", but I've not come across it! We live in hope!

Today, my weight, just like my life is going NOWHERE!!! The only upside is that, health wise, I feel a bit better. The fast did FUCK ALL for my weight, but it certainly improved my physical sense of well being! I shouldn't complain, but I always feel like I put in so much and get little to nothing in return. It's the reason I said good bye to most of my friends. I got tired of being a doormat. Life is only wonderful if you're one of the blessed and I'm not! Life is a shit sandwich and we keep coming back for seconds!  Anyway, enough of this self-indulgent moping, most unattractive and deeply annoying! Grrr...!

I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and rest up for the coming week. For all those partaking in the madness, good luck with your Christmas shopping!

Sincerely,
Cinnamon Brown.